This is no time to be shellfish

Or, for that matter, to go potty:

A white chef coat and a pink crustacean

Who would do this to a child? Besides Michele, I mean.

(From Paul Scheer via Tara Ariano, who quips, “It’s just too bad the kid doesn’t have an even littler sibling who could go trick-or-treating as a cup of melted butter.”)

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4 comments

  1. GreenCanary »

    16 October 2008 · 9:56 am

    Oh man. Is it wrong that I think that costume is super cute? I only feel bad that the kid’s arms are pinned inside the pot.

  2. CGHill »

    16 October 2008 · 10:07 am

    I suspect the “chef” might get tired of toting around that pot, too.

  3. Dick Stanley »

    16 October 2008 · 5:49 pm

    Actually, if you tie clean diapers to their arms and legs and turn them loose to crawl on the floor, they do a pretty good job of dusting.

  4. fillyjonk »

    16 October 2008 · 9:19 pm

    Well, at least the pictures will be marginally less embarrassing than the splashing-in-the-tub variety, when shown to a date about 16 years in the future…

    I like the drawn butter idea. Evil, but funny. Probably a good thing I never had kids.

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