This is no time to be shellfish
Or, for that matter, to go potty:

Who would do this to a child? Besides Michele, I mean.
(From Paul Scheer via Tara Ariano, who quips, “It’s just too bad the kid doesn’t have an even littler sibling who could go trick-or-treating as a cup of melted butter.”)




GreenCanary »
16 October 2008 · 9:56 am
Oh man. Is it wrong that I think that costume is super cute? I only feel bad that the kid’s arms are pinned inside the pot.
CGHill »
16 October 2008 · 10:07 am
I suspect the “chef” might get tired of toting around that pot, too.
Dick Stanley »
16 October 2008 · 5:49 pm
Actually, if you tie clean diapers to their arms and legs and turn them loose to crawl on the floor, they do a pretty good job of dusting.
fillyjonk »
16 October 2008 · 9:19 pm
Well, at least the pictures will be marginally less embarrassing than the splashing-in-the-tub variety, when shown to a date about 16 years in the future…
I like the drawn butter idea. Evil, but funny. Probably a good thing I never had kids.