Strange search-engine queries (142)
Google is cutting the retention period on search requests to nine months from 18. However, really bizarre requests, and not just from Google, are memorialized here for the sake of cheap laffs.
download copy roseanne barr sings national anthem: I don’t think the Environmental Protection Agency will permit that sort of thing.
penis size for richard carpenter: I have no idea, though I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that rainy days and Mondays always get him down.
nnnnnnnnnn: Hmmmmmmmmm.
2007 honda pilot coins stuck under seat vent: For several hundred dollars your authorized Honda dealer will happily retrieve your $1.43 in change.
googlewhack hare brush cheese sugar dump john down: Yeah, that’s easy for you to say.
florence henderson nude sunbathing: That explains where all that Wesson Oil went.
“tax the same dollar twice”: The next Administration will address this issue by not letting you have any dollars in the first place.
beautiful and kinky mistresses delivering the most unbelievably cruel verbal abuse: Worse than pointing and laughing?
what do we think about girls who give blowjobs on second date: We try very hard not to lose their phone numbers.
inconvenient wrestlers boner: Especially in the actual ring.
I need a funny slogan for the element berkelium: ”Have it your way with Bk.”
where can i buy hedgehogs in temple, texas: Did you try Sonic?
if a man is not a socialist by the time he is twenty: He probably has a real job.
Charles Pergiel »
20 October 2008 · 9:11 pm
I don’t get it. Why would Google, or anyone else for that matter, want to keep search engine queries? I mean, other than to show that they could keep more crap than anyone else because they had BIGGER server farms with more and BIGGER disk drives. I think even the NSA would be hard pressed to come up with any kind of justification for saving that kind of garbage.
On another note I am afraid of what Tam might do with the berkelium line.
And hedgehogs. At Sonic. Burble snort.
CGHill »
20 October 2008 · 9:24 pm
The better Google knows you, the more likely you are, they believe, to respond to one of their ubiquitous text ads.
I save this stuff just because I can; I have most (though not all) of the Site Meter details for the last seven years.