Jolly old ILFs
Plunger Girl follows up a smutty spam link (or spammy smut link) so you don’t have to:
In case you don’t feel like being harassed by relentless porn pages popping up again and again and again, in the most awkward moments, as a chain reaction to checking out one measly little site, I’ll condense the experience.
Your bold click will lead you into a wonderland of mature delights. You’re here, you’re in Busty Granny Land! You feel like a superstar! A young one, in comparison.
Blinking lights and cascading banners announcing “Slut Movies!” and “Fling.com” provide instant eye candy. But that eye candy doesn’t hold a candle to the flashing breastesses that go from full color to dramatic black and white, full color, black and white, full color, black and white. Tits! Art! Tits! Art!
As you force your eyes away from the display of private, yet public, genitalia, you find strange blocks of text that are as out of place as the stories in Playboy. Porn grannies. Moms having sex with kids. Granny channel hairy mature sex. Pictures of mature moms. You’re confused by the strange structure of some of these phrases, but you get the gist: sex, hair, maturity, kids.
Not that this place is entirely single-minded:
And before you attempt to close your browser for the night, you realize Busty Granny Land has produced a pop-up that defies all pop-up blockers to give you a listing of all automobile dealerships within a 200 mile radius of you.
Just in case you thought Harold and Maude needed wheels, I guess.
Kay Dennison »
7 November 2008 · 8:57 pm
Is it okay if I say — thanks but no thanks?
CGHill »
7 November 2008 · 8:59 pm
I don’t see anyone threatening to make it mandatory. :)