Strange search-engine queries (146)
Well, here we go again, trying to find sense and sensibility, or at least something we can mock, in the past week’s search queries. (If you like these, do visit the munchkin wrangler, who does something like this every Monday, albeit with a bit more attention to detail than you’re likely to find here.)
“We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism”: Haven’t been paying attention, have you?
touch einstein: Your best bet might be Bob Einstein, a.k.a. Super Dave Osborne.
eat healthy stay fit die anyway: Yeah, that about covers it.
typewriter ribbon erotica: Nothing like a little Underwood in the morning, I always say.
“only socks” finkelstein pictures: Well, how about it, Finkelstein? You know the drill.
cherubic devilish honesty wet the bed until i was 9: You weren’t being devilish, or even cherubic. Honestly.
perhaps this is not the best of all possible worlds: Not if you have nine-year-olds still wetting the bed.
is there a secret code to say at spas in casinos to get sex: They have spas in casinos? Geez, you learn something every day.
gonads hotdog retard: I think I’ve just found my new password.
why does diphenhydramine give me the munchies? Sshh. You’re supposed to be sleeping. That’s why you got the pills in the first place, right? Right?
free beer and hot wings complaints: Hey, it’s free. Don’t complain.
why women don’t care about cars: They care. But they don’t appreciate you spending $120 on detailing and then taking them to Burger King for dinner.
ozymandias sated buffy: ”Look on the slain, ye Scoobies, and despair!”
McGehee »
18 November 2008 · 11:01 am
I may never eat hot dogs again.