Half nuts
Well, what do you know? Those lines in the Colonel Bogey March might have been right after all:
An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down. The priest’s document has now come to light — 23 years after Johan’s death.
Der Führer wasn’t born that way, though. The other yarble was a casualty of the 1916 Battle of the Somme:
“Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’. His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”
Himmler, it is said, was something similar.
McGehee »
21 November 2008 · 9:50 am
And yet Goebbels had kids, so either that line was wrong, or Frau Goebbels was engaging in a little hanken-panken.
McGehee »
21 November 2008 · 9:53 am
From the link:
Ow.
fillyjonk »
21 November 2008 · 10:06 am
Is the next discovery going to be that Comet makes your teeth turn green, and it tastes like Listerine?
zigzag »
21 November 2008 · 1:12 pm
Hitler had only ONE big ball …
Himmler had two, but they were small …
We were singing this at Girl Scout camp in 1967. A standard
camping song (as long as it’s sung out of earshot).
zigzag »
21 November 2008 · 1:34 pm
And, as it turns out, it’s -ON- the internet.
(I’m slow, but I get there.)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball
zigzag »
21 November 2008 · 1:44 pm
oh no ! Now I’m seeing the link above. As Steven Wright said,
I was right in the middle of reading “when my prescription ran out” (the glasses).