Strange search-engine queries (147)
Once again, we open up a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls’ porch the SiteMeter logs and pull out a sampling of search strings for the delectation amusement of the readership. Sometimes it even works.
wonderful tonight is crap: But it’s really great crap, Mrs Presky.
what is intellectual flexibility: The ability to connect Eric Clapton to Firesign Theatre in a single snarky sentence.
condoleezza rice beautiful legs: Well, you figured she’d be remembered for something.
distinguishing objective and subjective writing: The usual benchmark: my writing is objective, while your writing is subjective.
whats up with debra messing’s nose: I’d attribute it to cartilage.
what pecentage of men wear bikini underwear: I have no idea, but I fear it’s greater than zero.
population of large boobs: I have no idea, but I suspect it’s greater than the percentage of men who wear bikini underwear.
can you get chlamydia by trying on new panties that someone else wore naked? If someone else wore them, they’re not exactly new, are they?
cds are for old people: Absolutely. I am old, so feel free to send me CDs.
who said there is no limit to human stupidity: Anyone who watched political commercials this past October.
who sells Chaz the first one: I wasn’t aware I was buying.
Finally, this is rather dispiriting:
There were literally thousands of requests like this over the weekend. As Mark Twain once said: “There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.”
fillyjonk »
24 November 2008 · 7:59 am
Who is Tina Sherman? The latest Disney teenybopper to run off the Mouse Ranch?
McGehee »
24 November 2008 · 8:49 am
Filly, I believe this answers that.
Tatyana »
24 November 2008 · 9:32 am
I think you should look at your sudden popularity as an inter-English-national business opportunity.
CGHill »
24 November 2008 · 9:51 am
I have no desire to cater to the lechery of a cohort of basement-dwelling virgins who will dig twenty pages into Google in a desperate attempt to see an actual boob.
Dan B »
24 November 2008 · 12:41 pm
… especially when the could pay for Skinnemax and wait for 9:30 pm to see actual boobs. Maybe not all OEM boobs, but still actual.
Tina Sherman, she’s no Mrs. Peabody, that’s fer damn sure.