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Things I learned today (24)

23 November 2008 · 9:41 am · Filed under Blogorrhea

If you’ve stopped learning, you’ve stopped living; evidently I’m still breathing, or something.

You want something to taste better? Wrap it in bacon.
Apparently there are no Mexican restaurants in England.
A bitter ale for bitter times.
Special bulletin for Chicagoland: it’s colder in the winter.
Was anyone seriously wondering about Katy Perry’s rack?
Growth industries for the future: preventing identity theft, providing clean water, looking after women’s legs.
Is it too much of a hassle to post comments at your site?
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys came from, like, some extrusion plant in Secaucus, New Jersey, not a freaking death factory.
If you’re happy and you know it — the TV is probably off.
Libation of the future: Hello Kitty Beaujolais Nouveau.
A post about a couple of dimwits and a portfolio of risqué photos results in the third-highest traffic day ever at this site.

More whenever.

McGehee »

23 November 2008 · 5:14 pm

Wake me when they come out with Hello Kitty VSOP.
McGehee »

23 November 2008 · 5:21 pm

Also, a commenter on Rachel’s post links to this, which, I’ll bet it’s even better wrapped in bacon.
Tatyana »

24 November 2008 · 11:36 am

McGehee, thanks for that link (I stopped checking Rachel’s thread after leaving a comment; now I see that was wrong)

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