Strange search-engine queries (149)
Hmpf. We haven’t gone digging into the logs in a whole week. Let’s shake the cornstarch off our mukluks and see what we’ve got.
analog tv spectrum from mhz human illness illuminati: Hint: don’t watch channel 37. I’m just saying.
Mom’s outta sleeping pills: What a drag it is getting old.
testimonials of narcissistic solo sex magic +lsd: I figure if you can still testify after all that, it’s magic indeed.
are donkeys and jackasses the same: Is it an election year?
sue pop tarts for burn: Maybe it’s just me, but things coming out of the toaster tend to be, well, hot, you know?
tattooed lesbian librarians: For reference, I assume.
pictures for free of naked naked Chaz: For reference, I assume.
can you trip off hydrochlorothiazide: If your idea of tripping includes going to the loo a lot, then yeah, I guess.
did your mom try to make you wear pantyhose: She had enough trouble getting us to wear shoes.
what to wear with nine west’s gidsa shoes: Ask your mom. Maybe she won’t try to make you wear pantyhose.
ernie and bert pierced and tattooed: That bastard Oscar had something to do with that, I’m positive.
Tatyana »
8 December 2008 · 11:57 am
I’ll mark this post for reference. You can assume.
C, you’re a champion of 1-liners