Strange search-engine queries (150)
Wait a minute. Didn’t we do this last week? (Answer: Yes.)
lesbian jesus tattoos: As referenced in the Gospel of Marcia, I assume.
“farts penalty”: Among other things, he who dealt it inevitably smelt it.
can a guy get a plan b pill? I assume so, though it doesn’t do any good if he takes it.
what suitable dress for nudism: Think “birthday suit.”
“i’m attractive” “can’t get a date”: Times must be harder than I realized.
jim cantore looks like a penis: I’d hate to see what you think of Dr Greg Forbes.
what happened to sharon resultan: She got tired of Jim Cantore, that dick.
marshmallow is like styrofoam: Until you try to roast them both over an open fire.
stories of women that only take off hosiery once a week: To get in the proper mood, I suggest you roast some Styrofoam over an open fire.
fran drescher description: A whine with killer legs.
“bands with seven members”: Which would include, at their peak of popularity, Three Dog Night.
To what extent was the Fifties an era of conformity? Ssshh. You’re not allowed to ask questions like that.
