Strange search-engine queries (152)
If you haven’t seen this before, you must be really new here. What we do here is sort through all of last week’s searches that led to this site, and then make fun of the ones that make the least sense. Or something. At this point, it’s kinda hard to tell anymore.
I’m unattractive always “just friends”: If you were all that repulsive you wouldn’t have even made it to “just friends” now, would you?
Vanished Clothes anime: This might be a really good time to reevaluate your Sailor Moon fixation.
hot summer windy days short skirts: Oh, to be in Australia, now that summer’s there.
are mazdas inexpensive to repair: It’s almost 2009. Nothing is inexpensive to repair anymore.
how many luthers are there in armed forces: I knew a Sgt. Luther, way back in ’72, if that counts.
how to kill a couple hours: Go read a week’s worth of referral logs.
how safe is skinny dipping: The hazards vary with the location; you might not want to try it at, say, the pond at Dolese Youth Park.
“If it happened, it must be possible”: However, if it doesn’t happen, you can’t assume anything.
Rose McGowan got legs: Born with two of them, near as I can tell. The M4 Carbine came later.
you hold up the weight of the world with those legs be mine condoleeza: See above, except for the bit about the M4 Carbine.
McGehee »
29 December 2008 · 10:52 pm
Attributed to Henry Morgan via Bennett Cerf: “Today we’ll have high winds, followed by high skirts. Followed by me.”