The price of desperation

According to this unimpeachable source, $932.99. Presumably not including shipping and, uh, handling.

[Probably will not get past your workplace filters.]


  1. Adam »

    5 January 2009 · 2:31 pm

    Ok, the bit about the catcher’s mitt had me in stitches.

    Probably should not have been reading that at work…

  2. xarcadia »

    6 January 2009 · 8:04 am

    It DID get past my filters at work. But gasp, I am gonna get fired now!

  3. James »

    12 January 2009 · 9:05 am

    Another aspect that many men completely skip over is, as you pointed out as well, if it IS long then it plain hurts and painful sex isn’t that fun for most. Besides, it’s not the back part that has the most nerves, it’s near the front and all the way around. Bigger CIRCUMFERENCE is more important than length if it really matters. So it really is stupid that all these guys run around bragging about the length of their dicks (high school shower room comes to mind, lol! My high school boyfriend and then my husband filled me in those bragging silly conversations) because they are totally focusing on the wrong aspect!

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