Strange search-engine queries (154)
Some nimrod is complaining about the environmental impact of Google, which means that he’s really going to have his knickers knotted when he happens upon this more-or-less weekly feature. Sometimes life is good.
5500 lb tax deduction: No, the IRS won’t believe that you’re married to a Ford Explorer, even if her name is Dora.
toe cleavage tease: Some people are more easily teased than others.
women witness penectomy: So long as they don’t burst out laughing.
acid dropped off overpass: ”Oh, wow, look at the cars, man.”
why being famous sucks: It costs money to fend off paparazzi.
workaday scuzzbuckets: Because it sucks to be a famous scuzzbucket.
highest number of sex partners recorded in one day: So far, just one, but then I’m not famous or anything.
“kelp is on the way”: Thank goodness. We might have had to walk the plankton otherwise.
does cocaine contain any ingredients in dishwasher tablets: No, which means you run the risk of water spots on your nose.
“women do during sex”: At least, you hope they do.
weird search engine queries: Migod, you mean people are actually looking for this kind of stuff?
