There’s something just wrong with this shoe:
Stuart Weitzman came up with that, and dubs it “Upscale.” Uh-huh. I’ve got to agree with Style Spy: “They have a vaguely orthopedic air about them, don’t they?” Well, yeah, though orthopedic shoes tend not to have five inches of lift built into them. It might look better in the black, though. And at least it’s not one of these.