Comments on: No longer a staple attraction http://www.dustbury.com/archives/7614 I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:36:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: David http://www.dustbury.com/archives/7614/comment-page-1#comment-16019 David Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:54:48 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=7614#comment-16019 Okay. "So we'll see if there's any growth to come." Wasn't the suggested trend in the pubes post headed in the other direction? Full disclosure if not scorched earth----as in the merkin entry. Okay. “So we’ll see if there’s any growth to come.” Wasn’t the suggested trend in the pubes post headed in the other direction? Full disclosure if not scorched earth—-as in the merkin entry.

]]> By: Dan B http://www.dustbury.com/archives/7614/comment-page-1#comment-16018 Dan B Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:54:59 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=7614#comment-16018 Proper care of a Merkin (from <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html" rel="nofollow">The Straight Dope</a>): "Confirm that merkin is the proper size before wearing. Use of an improperly sized merkin may result in paralysis. "On first use your merkin may be stiff and difficult to attach properly. Do not be embarrassed to ask for assistance. For best results we recommend that four persons be recruited for this purpose--one to grasp either leg, one to apply the merkin, and one to act as lookout. "Once the merkin is in place, it should be appropriately lubricated using light sewing machine oil, petroleum jelly, #2 fuel oil, or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter when on sale at Safeway. Do not use so much lubricant that it dribbles in the street. Merkin should not 'squish' when in use. "Your merkin is highly flammable. Do not use if temperature rises above 73 degrees. If merkin ignites while in use, seek assistance by running into the nearest street and shouting, "I'M ON FIRE DAMMIT!" Do not panic. The number of people who die as a result of burns from a flaming merkin is surprisingly small." Proper care of a Merkin (from The Straight Dope):

“Confirm that merkin is the proper size before wearing. Use of an improperly sized merkin may result in paralysis.

“On first use your merkin may be stiff and difficult to attach properly. Do not be embarrassed to ask for assistance. For best results we recommend that four persons be recruited for this purpose–one to grasp either leg, one to apply the merkin, and one to act as lookout.

“Once the merkin is in place, it should be appropriately lubricated using light sewing machine oil, petroleum jelly, #2 fuel oil, or I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter when on sale at Safeway. Do not use so much lubricant that it dribbles in the street. Merkin should not ‘squish’ when in use.

“Your merkin is highly flammable. Do not use if temperature rises above 73 degrees. If merkin ignites while in use, seek assistance by running into the nearest street and shouting, “I’M ON FIRE DAMMIT!” Do not panic. The number of people who die as a result of burns from a flaming merkin is surprisingly small.”

]]> By: McGehee http://www.dustbury.com/archives/7614/comment-page-1#comment-15949 McGehee Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:24:19 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=7614#comment-15949 I'll settle for them not looking like scarecrows. I’ll settle for them not looking like scarecrows.

]]> By: Peter http://www.dustbury.com/archives/7614/comment-page-1#comment-15942 Peter Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:08:11 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=7614#comment-15942 Blecch ... fully shaved women are disgusting, not to mention the fact that they appeal to pedophiles. Adult women should look like adult women. Blecch … fully shaved women are disgusting, not to mention the fact that they appeal to pedophiles. Adult women should look like adult women.

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