Strange search-engine queries (156)
U2′s Bono once wailed, “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.” I have no reason to believe that he looked for it here, but some people who actually did look for things here are just as hard to believe.
Invisible Pink Unicorn tattoo: I suspect it’s easier to do than the Flying Spaghetti Monster (sauce be upon him).
microsoft bagpipe: Which suggests a future direction for Redmond: products that are supposed to suck and/or blow.
women with penis tattoos: No matter how I read this, it somehow sounds wrong.
squirrel cigars: With a warm, nutty flavor.
[I note that all four of the above searches landed on the same page here, which demonstrates pretty clearly that image search is a long way from perfection. In fact, I get a couple hundred searches a week for various sorts of tattoos, none of which I've ever come close to mentioning in the actual text on that page, which demonstrates that a lot of people using image search are a long way from sensible.]
nancy pelosi faked sexy photos: Surely she didn’t.
sans undergarments: Not a condition in which I would expect to find Nancy Pelosi.
kim jong-il defecate lawn: Who’s gonna tell him he can’t?
freon smells like band aids: On the other hand, Band-Aids won’t work in your A/C compressor.
laetitia casta “normal looking”: Not in my neighborhood, she isn’t.
how to level the playing field for women to neutralize the unearned privileges of men: Require that women who look like Laetitia Casta be locked away forever, thereby destroying male ambition and desire.
“what has surprised you most about your life”: The fact that I can get away with a lame blog feature like this for the better part of three years.
fillyjonk »
26 January 2009 · 7:09 am
You know, there’s probably a market for invisible tattoos.
They could set up shop in The Emperor’s New Strip Mall.
Brett »
26 January 2009 · 7:31 am
“nancy pelosi faked sexy photos: Surely she didn’t.”
Surely she’d have to…
McGehee »
26 January 2009 · 9:31 am
Wait, is her name Nancy or Shirley?
unimpressed »
26 January 2009 · 3:17 pm
I have found that “invisible tattoos” are already out there. They are done in ink that only shows up under black lights.
BPD in OKC »
27 January 2009 · 8:33 pm
“women with penis tattoos”
That one is HILARIOUS !
Blair »
29 January 2009 · 10:12 pm
Funny stuff…and great commentary!