Tired of the same old mint?

Bacon Floss

Four out of five dentists surveyed looked at this and said “Huh?”

From Archie McPhee, $4.95. (Picture purloined from Breda.)





3 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    31 January 2009 · 4:13 pm

    Does it taste like it? Though I can’t help but think the lingering aftertaste of bacon on top of Aquafresh and after a fluoride-rinse chaser (I hate having the bad Scots/English tooth-enamel genes) would be pretty nasty.

  2. CGHill »

    31 January 2009 · 4:35 pm

    Actually, I haven’t tried this stuff myself, but I figure the existing cinnamon floss (last variant I picked up) is dire enough.

    Come to think of it, the last topical fluoride treatment I got was surprisingly close to actual raspberry, so I figure it’s possible. And I suspect that a hint of bacon scent will create at least the illusion of bacon flavor.

  3. fillyjonk »

    1 February 2009 · 12:12 pm

    I wonder if they make an onion/garlic variation for those times when one feels one’s breath smells TOO good. (Or when one is seeking to repel an overly-ardent suitor…)

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