Able to leap small toadstools at a single bound

It’s Superuseless Superpowers!

Meet the equally-useless Lati-Dude and Longi-Dude:

Ever wish you could conjure up a duplicate of yourself? This power is exactly that. Only your doppeluseless appears at the opposite point of the earth. Bad if you need backup in a dark alley … great if you’re organizing the American comeback tour for “Men at Work.”

Alternate nomenclature: Pode and Anti-Pode.

(Via Syaffolee.)





2 comments

  1. McGehee »

    4 February 2009 · 8:11 am

    The Anti-Pode is in Avignon.

  2. fillyjonk »

    4 February 2009 · 9:56 am

    Now I’m trying to figure out where my Doppel would wind up.

    Probably in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Not a very useful power, that. Those guys can call me back when they have perfected the power of being able to teleport yourself OUT of a situation you don’t want to be in, and INTO one much more pleasant.

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