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Stimulus you can believe in

20 February 2009 · 7:57 am · Filed under Begging Bowl, Entirely Too Cool

In fact, you can practically feel it:

Fund Bikini Wax Now!

Estimated taxpayer cost: about a brazilian dollars.

(Seen at Michelle Malkin’s place.)

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7 comments

  1. McGehee »

    20 February 2009 · 8:49 am

    Definitely more bang for the buck.

    Or something.

  2. fillyjonk »

    20 February 2009 · 9:01 am

    Not sure what the equivalent would be for those of us who are distinctly UNstimulated by the thought of bikini-waxed females. (We do, after all, make up nearly half of the population…)

  3. Francis W. Porretto »

    20 February 2009 · 12:18 pm

    Charles! What have you been drinking?

    (Not quite half, Filly. At least, not if I can believe what I’ve heard from a few double-X types.)

  4. fillyjonk »

    20 February 2009 · 2:03 pm

    Well, OK. Half minus that between-two-and-ten-percent-depending-on-whose-statistics-you-believe.

  5. Jeffro »

    20 February 2009 · 2:41 pm

    It sounds good at first, but since the .gov is involved, we’d probably be waxing some less than photogenic women that none of us want to see, but will be forced to. I say this as a definitely less than photogenic male.

  6. CGHill »

    20 February 2009 · 3:40 pm

    “Less than photogenic” isn’t my idea of a disqualifier, since historically guys have wanted to see just about every conceivable female, um, stripped, with the possible exceptions of Aunt Tillie and the girl who works the late shift at the Taco Bell drive-thru, and both of them are at least negotiable.

    Then again, I once got mooned by my ex.

  7. McGehee »

    20 February 2009 · 9:38 pm

    As Ron White put it, “You seen one woman naked, you wanna see ‘em all naked.”

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