Strange search-engine queries (161)

Yes, buoys and gulls, it’s time once more to poke through last week’s incoming search logs in the hopes of finding cheap laffs. (Hey, it’s always worked before.)

buy a copy of ann coulter playboy:  Dream on.

eccentric rich:  Well, yeah. Act like that when you’re poor and they’ll lock you away.

choosing between two women “science fiction”:  More likely fiction than science.

look it is jeeves!!!!!!:  This emotional outburst is so unlike you, Bertie.

margaret thatcher/stockingtops/upskirt:  You’ll notice no one ever asks for this from John Major.

if you have a large number for an IQ is that good:  You probably don’t have anything to worry about.

“nancy pelosi” & “rack”:  Splendid idea. And how about an Iron Maiden for Harry Reid?

keep lying to cgh:  And you’ll be sorry.

50 ways to please a woman:  Give her a smile, Lyle / Buy her a rock, Jock / You don’t need to be rude, Dude / Just try to take heed / Bring her a rose, Mose / Don’t have to be all those / And don’t be a jerk, Kirk / You’ll get what you need.





3 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    2 March 2009 · 7:38 am

    “Give her a smile, Lyle / Buy her a rock, Jock / You don’t need to be rude, Dude / Just try to take heed / Bring her a rose, Mose / Don’t have to be all those / And don’t be a jerk, Kirk / You’ll get what you need.”

    You say that, and yet you claim to have so little success with the supposedly-fairer sex. Even “not being a jerk” is worth SOMETHING, these days.

  2. CGHill »

    2 March 2009 · 11:13 am

    I might be able to draw up a scheme to negotiate the twists and turns of the Nürburgring, but that doesn’t make me qualified to drive it.

  3. Tatyana »

    2 March 2009 · 4:40 pm

    The last one is better than the original. I’ can’t understand ladies didn’t stomped a path to your door.

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