Comments on: Strange search-engine queries (45)

By: Mister Snitch!

Mister Snitch! — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:05:16 +0000

Around here, the bats go for Grey Poupon.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:25:55 +0000

I’m not sure there are. First, if there are, they’re not on display. They’re in use.

Second, from every experience I’ve had a Best Buy, the ones in use are not latex or silicone novelties, but more like corn cobs. The former simply does not explain the place.

By: Dan B

Dan B — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:27:02 +0000

Of course there are butt-plugs at Best Buy, who do you think MANAGES the store?

By: McGehee

McGehee — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:50:07 +0000

mayonnaise hair news: You should not have mayonnaise in your hair.

do bats have hair on their wings: I told you to keep those bats out of the mayonnaise.

That inspired a genuine, non-cliche, LOL from me.

By: Winston

Winston — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:48:03 +0000

Great collection! And commentary, of course.

I read them all but went back to that first one several times. It has rich possibilities. I’ll bet Gene had no idea when he started that he would oneday be writing of the alien race from the Gherkin star system.