Strange search-engine queries (165)
There’s something happening here, and what it is, well, it’s perfectly clear: we open up the logs, find everyone who arrived here via search engine, inspect the list of search strings, and reprint the weirdest. Repeat once a week for rather a long time, as the number 165 suggests.
what is mcjob: What’s left after all the jobs that pay well flee for areas with more rational approaches to taxation.
you have to be smart to shop here: Way to drive away traffic, guys.
“hysteric preservation”: The imputing of cultural value to an otherwise-worthless old structure.
worlds biggest scrotum: ”Who is George Soros?”
voltage fluctuations in austin healey: If you’ve got one of these British beasties and the only thing you have to worry about is voltage fluctuations, my hat’s off to you.
There is a lot of stuff here: Yeah, well, I’ve been piling it up for more than a decade.
meredith viera clip of her admitting she doesn’t wear underwear: What would be the point? You won’t believe her until you actually see her drop trou on the Today show. And besides, it’s Vieira.
squidward with a penis: That does it. I’ll never eat calamari again.
start sentence with “by now”: By now, I’ve seen at least two dozen queries like this.
who said get off my porch: I did. Now move, dadburnit.
fillyjonk »
30 March 2009 · 7:23 am
I really hope that that third from last isn’t an indicator that there’s SpongeBob slash fiction out there. (Though the internet being what it is…)
McGehee »
30 March 2009 · 10:39 am
…is, really, the only indicator needed, don’t you think?
The Texas Scribbler »
30 March 2009 · 11:08 am
Strange search engine requests…
I could go on forever. But that’s more than enough for now. Inspiration by Dustbury, who remembers to do it a lot more often than me….
Tatyana »
30 March 2009 · 11:18 am
Thank you for explaining to me why I was never able to put calamari in my mouth.
Dan B »
31 March 2009 · 7:05 pm
While I will disagree about Soros being the “world’s biggest scrotum”, I will admit that in the competition he would survive the first several elimination rounds. There are bigger ones in the OKC metro alone.