Comments on: What no-call rule?

By: CGHill

CGHill — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:26:11 +0000

Donna B. came up with this over at Classical Values:

The solution here [is] to not buy new cars. Nobody ever bothers me with deals to warranty my 1991 Ford pickup.

By: CGHill

CGHill — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:55:15 +0000

Used to be. Then the EPA started kvetching about volatile organic compounds, putting tar off limits, and no one wants to see PETA around clucking about all those denuded birds.

By: Joseph Hertzlinger

Joseph Hertzlinger — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:14:43 +0000

Isn’t it traditional to have people like that tarred and feathered?

By: Jeffro

Jeffro — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:06:31 +0000

I like the idea of running them through the ol’ cattle chute, where they come out branded and steers. Just sayin’.

By: Don Mecoy

Don Mecoy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:02:38 +0000

As always, thanks for reading.

Don’t hesitate to shoot me an e-mail if you continue to get calls. I’m also open to exile suggestions, which might not make the paper but could find their way to a blog.

By: fillyjonk

fillyjonk — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:25:47 +0000

Oh, so THESE are the bits of algae that have been tormenting us at home for a while? (Apologies to the real algae)

Good. I hope they shut ‘em down. I would suggest they be used as the individuals for the next round of “Survivor,” called “Survivor: No Exit” where they are placed in a room without mirrors (and phones) for all eternity.

(I will say, that since my going all ranty on the woman last week, I’ve not received another call, but that is likely merely coincidence.)