Strange search-engine queries (170)
“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “the going may get rough:
We’re going through referrer logs, retrieving funny stuff.”
how to change head gasket on merc 120 hp in board: And make it snappy, we’re sinking.
sperm tattoo: How do you get them to sit still long enough to apply the needle?
\\\\\\\”self righteous bitch\\\\\\\” cheerleader: Well, that’s one way to draw attention to a search.
jessica simpson long toes pictures: The girl works her whole life on her rack, and this is the thanks she gets?
where to buy haggis in temple texas: The two uniquely-Texan food operations are H.E.B. and Dairy Queen, and I don’t think either of them keep the stuff in stock.
“flasher” oklahoma 2009 convenience: Not all convenience stores are participating, and the supply of flashers is limited.
why pate is bad for your stomach: It’s a lot better for yours than it is for the bird’s, believe me.
is sun myung moon the owner of a costco warehouse: They certainly wouldn’t have sold him a Sam’s Club.
first lady wearing $700.00 sneakers: Didn’t help her jump shot, either.
having fun causes cancer: The guiding principle of all government health care.
does larry king wear shoulder pads? Either that or he’s buying bone spurs from the Home Depot.
constipation among operating room nurses: flatulence as evidence: This is why you never, ever question the anesthesiologist.
what are those things in fields that vent? Pissed-off farmers.
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7 May 2009 · 5:38 pm
Search Engine Queries…
C.G. Hill of Dustbury gets enough Strange Search-Engine Queries to make them a regular feature. I rarely get any that are even a little bit interesting but this one made me laugh: gordon lightfoot admin fitzgerald. …