Strange search-engine queries (173)
Someone once asked if I ever took down the IP addresses of the folks who requested the searches that landed here. The answer is “Well, maybe, if they keep asking for the same thing over and over again.” In the meantime, here are some comparatively-fresh queries.
pledge thermometer applet: If it’s PBS, it should display, um, sideways.
conceal unshapely calf: Pants. Look into them.
“you deflowered”: I’ve also weeded.
Has Liv Tyler recently had plastic surgery on her face or has she merely let the lip injections desolve? Technically, the two choices are not mutually exclusive.
persuaded lawmakers to legalize hedgehogs: Chaos Emeralds, alas, are still contraband.
football is crap: Another disgruntled Detroit Lions fan heard from.
tattoos of the actual state of california: Just be careful how you spell “Tuolumne.”
who originated “omg” on text messaging: David, in Psalm 22: OMG I CRY OUT U NO ANS?
marvin the martian debit card: Available in standard, gold, platinum, and Illudium Q-36.
why hasn’t the vicar of wakefileld [sic] been made movie film: They couldn’t find anyone to make Squire Thornhill action figures.
you v. yourself: I’d hate to see the over/under on that bet.
unexciting non adventures raving loony: Goodness, someone’s stumbled onto my Mission Statement.
