Strange search-engine queries (175)
What you’re looking at is a wholly-unrepresentative sampling of last week’s 4,000-plus visitors to this site; the selection is based entirely upon how many cheap laffs I think I can elicit from posting individual search strings. Let’s see what I get for my trouble.
i’m in dubai monday i want to meet you, i’m italian luca (anal sex appreciated): Italian, huh? Is there a word for “TMI”?
disney’s up on the housetop: I guess they really didn’t freeze him, then.
transsexual go to the lockerroom: Yeah, you got a problem with that?
empty a checking account: Piece of cake. I do it every month, it seems.
Workers visa in Labia: Must be unfamiliar territory.
origin of dirt bag: Like “douchebag,” without the perceived sterility.
dweeb’s cousin: Um, that would be “nerd.”
does bob stoops go to choctaw casino: It’s not my week to watch him.
is chas spelled chas or chaz (short for charles): Yes, it is.
how big is the average refrigerator box: Just a smidgen bigger than the average refrigerator.
“megan mcardle” “shoe size”: Just a smidgen smaller than the average refrigerator.*
* Not based on actual observation. Sheesh.
writer chick »
8 June 2009 · 12:14 pm
Those are some pretty bizarre search terms, Chaz. I’m always amazed at what brings traffic to my site too. I wish I could figure out a way to duplicate them – I still havent’ after three years of blogging.
Annie
CGHill »
8 June 2009 · 1:08 pm
Like I always say sometimes, you should see the ones I don’t put up here. (Which, had you the patience, you could; my SiteMeter numbers are open to the public.)