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11 June 2009 · 6:43 am · Filed under Almost Yogurt

I can already tell I’m going to like this story:

So far, I have a hot dog stand in Iceland, a mad cryptozoologist, some Dune-obsessed geologists, and a blimp. I need a villain.

To be portrayed by Morgan Fremen in the film version, no doubt.

(Sorry. I’m way under quota for bad Dune jokes. Scytale the Face Dancer has already threatened me with a stone burner.)

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  1. McGehee »

    11 June 2009 · 10:48 am

    Obviously the villain should be afflicted with false Mahdi-sty.

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