The multiplier effect
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater,” it says here:
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Now they tell me.
fillyjonk »
16 June 2009 · 7:12 am
I was all ready to go, “Oh no, Charles descends into glurge”. Then I read that last line. Heh.
Though I pretty much only wish I had the guts to return crap for crap. A person giving me that is more likely these days to get tears in return…
McGehee »
16 June 2009 · 8:55 am
That’s not a female trait, Charles. Having had more male bosses than female I can attest that guys can do it too.
unimpressed »
16 June 2009 · 9:50 am
They forgot one: Give her a mole hill, she’ll give you a mountain. :)
jen »
16 June 2009 · 3:32 pm
hahahahaha. must know billy joel.
she’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.
and she’ll bring out the best and worst you can be,
BLAME IT ALL ON YOURSELF
she’s always a woman to me………………………………………..!
CGHill »
16 June 2009 · 4:22 pm
I knew he’d get into trouble with one of those uptown girls.
Bill Peschel »
17 June 2009 · 7:41 pm
Time to make the pancakes…
Dustbury lays it out: Women and the multiplier effect. …