Strange search-engine queries (177)
Weekly, or sometimes weakly, I run through last week’s logs, and if I’m lucky, I’ll find ten or twelve snarkworthy search strings therein. And they’ll look something like this:
sir blair william cobol: Not related to Blaise Pascal.
can a person get buried in a pine box in okla: If he’s dead, maybe.
parsley flakes ok for dogs: It won’t hurt them, but they want steak.
all of that and she can cook: Watch for those parsley flakes, though.
let the panties hit the floor: Not a song by Drowning Pool.
“i hate grout”: I bet you’re not all that fond of spackle either.
rectal cancer awareness tattoo: There seems to be no really good place to locate such a thing.
number of sexual partners and happiness: Not necessarily related, though it’s possible for both to be zero.
male equivalent of swoon: Watch Chris Matthews any night on MSNBC.
i cant believe its not beta: Would you look at that! Somebody actually installed Internet Explorer 8.
how to help a prude woman: You can start by keeping your damn pants on.
people who don’t date: Spend a lot of time reading their server logs.
jen »
22 June 2009 · 8:12 am
my favorite – it won’t hurt them but they want steak.