First among second bananas
Ed McMahon has gone to that big Green Room in the sky, and at first I wasn’t quite sure how to give him a proper sendoff. After snooping around the corners of Funk and Wagnalls’ porch, I remembered this bit of vintage Carson snark: “Ed did a wonderful act of charity recently. During a rainstorm, he let a family of midgets huddle under his belly.”
In view of the above, I suggest we add an extra dollop of McMahonnaise, as he called it, to our sandwiches today. (McGehee is exempt for humanitarian reasons.)
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23 June 2009 · 1:28 pm
Meh. He never came to my house. Neither did Dick Clark.