Strange search-engine queries (178)
There’s a break in the heat and a pause in the disaster, so let’s go scrape out the log and see if there’s anything worth snickering about.
college females who go barefoot and nude everywhere: I don’t remember any of these from when I was in college.
glittering generalities of megawati: If they glitter enough, she might make it to “Gigawati.”
i haz a cheezburger banker cat denies ur loan: He better watch it. The full wrath of the Kitteh Reinvestment Act could be brought down on his tail.
does sarah palin not wear hose? Few of us get close enough to be sure.
opposite of “getting there is half the fun”: See Bataan Death March.
why women pick losers: Better selection.
exchange student nazgul university of central oklahoma: I always wondered what Sauron was doing in Edmond, less than a day’s distance from Rivendell.
do women check out men’s penises on nude beaches? Maybe they do, maybe they don’t. It’s no big thing.
ford recommendations for major transmission service: They prefer you have it done after the warranty’s up.
two-thirds of the world’s vanilla: Naw. It only seems that way because of globalization.
“teenage son” “sleeps nude”: If he’s anything like me, he’ll still be doing it in his fifties.
canterbury tales bollocks bollocks: Doesn’t matter. You still have to finish reading them before you can go for your A-levels.
where the f— is the transmission dipstick for a mazda 626: If you don’t know where it is, there’s a good chance you don’t know how to read it either, dipstick.
fillyjonk »
29 June 2009 · 7:03 am
I was once told that one of the colleges in the UC system (Santa Cruz, maybe?) was technically a clothing-optional campus. No idea whether that’s actually true or not, but maybe that’s where the searcher could find some of those coeds.
CGHill »
29 June 2009 · 7:10 am
I remember the Naked Guy (Andrew Martinez), but I think he was at Berkeley.
McGehee »
29 June 2009 · 9:17 am
UC Santa Cruz? Is that why their mascot is the Banana Slug?
Lisa Paul »
30 June 2009 · 11:39 am
I’m afraid it’s a complete urban myth that UC Santa Cruz is clothing optional. And if you’ve ever been to Santa Cruz when a chilling summer fog rolls in, you’ll know why. Northern California ain’t Malibu.
CGHill »
30 June 2009 · 11:56 am
This reminds me of that almost-certainly-apocryphal Mark Twain pronouncement about how the coldest winter he ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. The man was from Missouri, fercrissake, and northern Missouri at that.