I don’t think I’ll have what she’s having

Though I concede up front that this qualifies as intellectual curiosity at its finest:

Experiment: To determine whether it is possible (and if possible, advisable) to have a discreet orgasm in public, using remote-controlled, vibrating underwear.

Keep in mind the words of Penn Jillette: “Shopping, sex, and shopping for sex propel all new technology.”

Also keep in mind that this is very likely inappropriate for your workplace. The article, I mean.

(Swiped from cheerfully-pervish Michael Blowhard.)





2 comments

  1. sya »

    7 July 2009 · 2:36 pm

    This reminds me of the 2000 IgNobel Prize in medicine. And certain articles culled by ncbirofl.com.

  2. McGehee »

    7 July 2009 · 4:50 pm

    Maybe she should have gone to a deli with Harry and Sally.

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