Strange search-engine queries (183)

It’s Monday morning, so let’s open up the Giant Ball of Search Strings and see if there’s anything the slightest bit amusing to be found.

Sarah Palin in panty hose and high heels:  Find a suitable picture of Tina Fey, and use your imagination.

margaret trudeau crotch:  I’m afraid not even Tina Fey can help you here.

mount rushmore fiction bureaucracy:  Try to get a permit to film there, and you’ll see what I mean.

dame rose macaulay chose oblivion:  Well, good for her. Usually, oblivion is chosen for us.

how far below 130 can IQ be and still be gifted:  Look at the Federal government. Geniuses all — just ask them — yet they’re dumb as a post.

Cantonese phrase “man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do:”  That’s funny, it doesn’t sound Cantonese.

White Anglo Saxon Protestant gangs:  You’ll recognize them immediately: their graffiti is stylish and grammatical.

columbus indianapolis similarities cities:  For one thing, neither of them has any substantial number of beach houses.

is it ok to feed chihuahua string chees?  Hey, if they can live on Taco Bell, they can eat anything.

statistics on nude sunbathing in your own backyard:  In my backyard? Number of participants: 1.

things that apparently cause cancer:  Too much sun, not enough sun, red meat, white meat, blue meat, green eggs and ham, hot dogs, cold pizza, Marlboro Lights, Bud Light, incandescent lights, fluorescent lights, this, that, the other thing, and anything else not listed.





4 comments

  1. McGehee »

    3 August 2009 · 7:58 am

    how far below 130 can IQ be and still be gifted: Look at the Federal government. Geniuses all — just ask them — yet they’re dumb as a post.

    When I see the word “gifted” my mind invariably inserts “Midvale School of the — “

  2. Mark Alger »

    3 August 2009 · 8:14 am

    About the no-beach-houses thing. Obviously, you’ve never heard that country hit written about Columbus, “Way Down Yonder on the Olentangy.” And, in Indy, EVERY house is a beach house — in a heavy rain.

    ::ba-dump-bump::

    M

  3. jen »

    3 August 2009 · 10:01 am

    i hate to admit these, but these are my favorite posts. one of my top keywords on my blog: “topless don henley.” WHAT!?!?!?!

  4. CGHill »

    3 August 2009 · 10:12 am

    Got to have something to do with the Boys of Summer.

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