Strange search-engine queries (186)
Another week, another few thousand visitors. Another handful of weird search strings? What do you think?
woman “massive glutes”: Shouldn’t be too hard finding someone meeting that description, even if you don’t live near a Walmart.
cracker barrel sells lard: I assure you, this is not where I got my massive glutes.
dont start sentence with and: And why the hell not?
i am a stalker and i cant help it: I’d send you to Stalkers Anonymous, but they keep moving their meeting place for some reason.
ancient greek anal pictorial art: Sounds like someone’s gotten behind in his Visual Arts class.
human blood price vs printer ink: AB negative runs a trifle less than HP.
i think im in love there doesn’t seem to be anyone around: That eliminates the possibility of love at first sight, anyway.
auto spoilers: That “Cash for Clunkers” deal spoiled quite a few.
miracle gangsta sounds: Hearing a gangsta singing “Che gelida manina” would be pretty miraculous.
voltaire shoes: I doubt Dr Pangloss can compete with Dr Scholl.
fillyjonk »
24 August 2009 · 7:14 am
“These are the best shoes, in the best of all possible worlds.”
McGehee »
24 August 2009 · 7:40 am
“I disagree with the shoes you wear, but I will defend to the death your right to wear them.”
The Local Malcontent »
24 August 2009 · 7:58 am
Inclined to think that ‘woman’s massive glutes’ and ‘miracle gangsta sounds’ would’ve been more directly related, methinks…
Or have things changed??
CGHill »
24 August 2009 · 8:02 am
At the time, Sir Mix-A-Lot was unavailable for comment.