Strange search-engine queries (189)
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down, so here’s a batch of wacky referrals from the week gone by.
Turtle Pan Steel Tongue Drum armes bono scale: What is this, the equivalent of the Konami Code for Rock Band?
folders keep replicating on os x desktop: Finally, something that can’t possibly be Microsoft’s fault.
average women naked: You’d better be on your above-average behavior, pal.
octagonal george tea caddy: Good old George. He and Lazy Susan were a really good match.
abc farmer wife swap show from iowa shaving her pits: There was once a Golden Age of Television. We are now evidently in the Ferric Oxide Age.
katie couric without clothes on/naked: Okay, make that Ferrous Oxide. Either way, rust never sleeps.
pantyhosedating.com: After which you work up to real girls, I presume.
“printer manufacturer” lawsuit: The legal documents were printed by inkjet, at a cost of $109.95 plus $3,390 for ink cartridges.
where do plus size wealthy women shop? Sacks, Fifth Avenue.
sexy research assistant: If I had one of those I could do these more often. Or maybe less often, IYKWIMAITYD.
greedy old farts medicare: Now get off my lawn and get back to work. You’ve got taxes to pay.
Donna B. »
14 September 2009 · 5:13 pm
Sacks. Fifth Avenue
ROFLMAO!!
CGHill »
14 September 2009 · 11:10 pm
Besides, I couldn’t get anything funny out of “Bergdorf’s.”