If they’re out of Evening in Paris
How about eternity in R’lyeh?
The sunken city of the Great God Cthulhu. A hellishly dark aquatic scent, evocative of fathomless oceanic deeps, the mysteries of madness buried under crushing black waters, and the brooding eternal evil that lies beneath the waves.
Available in 5-ml and 10-ml quantities. Also available: Shoggoth, Y’ha-nthlei, and Brown Jenkins.
(Via Pharyngula.)




fillyjonk »
17 September 2009 · 8:23 pm
Smells of sulfur? Fire and brimstone?
Still, I know people who would buy it.
Andrea Harris »
17 September 2009 · 8:58 pm
Yeah, me! Okay, maybe not if it smells like sulfur.
McGehee »
18 September 2009 · 10:18 am
Just the thing to wear while at the local pub sipping a Gin & Miskatonic.