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24 September 2009 · 5:33 pm · Listing to One Side

News Item: The [UN] Security Council unanimously passed a U.S.-drafted resolution that endorses the eventual goal of “a world without nuclear weapons.” It lays out steps for nuclear powers to trim their arsenals, while making it harder for other nations to convert civilian nuclear programs to military ones.”

Top Ten other things the UN Security Council believes the world should be “without”:

  1. The heartbreak of psoriasis
  2. The Jonas Brothers
  3. Temperature variations
  4. Pesky bloggers
  5. Billionaires, except for that Soros guy
  6. Type A Taipei personalities
  7. John Bolton
  8. Michael Bolton
  9. Anyone Adam Sandler has ever sung about approvingly
  10. Parking tickets for diplomats

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6 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    24 September 2009 · 6:43 pm

    You forgot cellulite.

  2. CGHill »

    24 September 2009 · 6:59 pm

    I try my best to forget cellulite.

  3. The Local Malcontent »

    24 September 2009 · 7:47 pm

    Jews, apparently, or any Jewish state….
    Number 1,027 maybe.

  4. CGHill »

    24 September 2009 · 8:12 pm

    Actually, if you think about it, it’s quite a bit higher than that.

  5. Brett »

    24 September 2009 · 10:15 pm

    “Anyone Adam Sandler has ever sung about approvingly”

    Even the late Dinah Shore-ah?

  6. Dick Stanley »

    24 September 2009 · 11:35 pm

    Careful, Shore was Jewish.

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