The demand clearly exists
Now what we need is for some enterprising, um, enterprise to provide the supply. Admittedly, I have some qualms about the product: for one thing, I suspect that it might be easier to apply, if not necessarily any more effective, were it supplied as a spray rather than as a roll-on.
(Idea swiped from here. Production done entirely in Microsoft Paint in approximately the time it would have taken just to load Photoshop. Note to SC Johnson: It’s a parody, dammit. Don’t get your Scrubbing Bubbles in an uproar.)
fillyjonk »
5 October 2009 · 8:22 pm
Yeah, I could totally see some corporation getting all dramatic over a drama-repellent parody.
I wonder what scent would work best. I’ve heard that peppermint repels mice. And cinnamon allegedly repels ants. Wonder what would work on drama llamas.
(Btw, thanks.)
Donna B. »
5 October 2009 · 10:19 pm
Calgon could do this with the slogan “Calgon, take them away!”
McGehee »
5 October 2009 · 10:28 pm
Heh. I once faked up a package of Lee’s Press-on Clues® in Microsoft Publisher.
unimpressed »
6 October 2009 · 2:37 am
I can’t believe you passed on the obvious Dramamine…..
CGHill »
6 October 2009 · 7:02 am
Too many drug references and I’d be trapped in my own spam filter.
OPEC to drop dollar? « A Conservative Shemale »
6 October 2009 · 7:09 am
[...] Drama Repellent – LOL [...]
fillyjonk »
6 October 2009 · 7:21 am
Lee Press-On Clues.
AWESOME. We totally need that as a real product.
Dick Stanley »
6 October 2009 · 11:02 pm
Ah, but did Microsoft provide any freebies here? Just askin’
CGHill »
7 October 2009 · 7:40 am
You think anyone on God’s green earth is gonna pay for Microsoft Paint? And it’s the XP version at that.