Strange search-engine queries (193)
Skeptics are now claiming that the strangest search-engine queries are not appearing now, as alleged by several groups of “experts,” but several years ago. Who knew? Besides me, I mean.
Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility story: Um, this is not about me, okay?
the name of all the cities that have columbus: Apparently Columbus’ remains traveled nearly as many miles as he did.
don’t wait to be led: In fact, jump on the bandwagon right now before anyone notices.
what rhymes with politician: ”Mortician,” most obviously.
keith olbermann/ anderson cooper fanfiction: ”You’re the worst person in the world, you know that?” “Shut up and hold me.”
mark darcy is an emotional withholder and daniel is just a straightforward man-whore: ”I thought you said I was the worst person in the world.”
historical bogus trends: The longer the period being examined, the greater the tendency toward bogosity.
magnetic vortex wormhole generator full body teleportation system gravitational wave vortex: Is Acme still in business? Wile E. Coyote IV is hungry.
sun doesn’t go down: The horizon’s moving up.
14th nervous breakdown: An early Stones single. Followed by “Paint It, Taupe.”
there is no such thing as a bear sheriff yogurt commercial: Are you absolutely, positively sure about that?
penis shaped fish: ”Cap’n, there are holes in the net!”
i bet you’re looking at this in your google referrer info and wondering just how bored someone would have to be to search this: Or, for that matter, to cut and paste it.
