Strange search-engine queries (194)
Note: Posting of these actual search queries is not intended as a bid for any form of ownership in the National Football League, and should not be construed as such.
where have all the feeling’s gone: Gone to numbness, every one.
qualifies as a nightmare: Falling asleep to cable news.
invisibility wears off: Usually in the bank lobby, and you’re naked, and everyone is watching. Almost qualifies as a nightmare.
how to keep people from stealing pens: We’re currently in Step 1: making sure they never learn how to write.
5’4″ tall women wears a 36c bra: Check the backside, then dial 1-800-MIXALOT.
termite compensation for renters in hermosa beach: They probably figure that being able to afford to live in Hermosa Beach is compensation enough.
where joe maloof stands in his sentimental life: ”Gee, wasn’t it great when the Kings used to win most of the time?”
ma. warwick, can i build a driveway over a leech field: I suspect the leeches won’t put up much of a fight.
feces aversion therapy search engines: I understand dung.com is for sale.
antenna that will make analog tv work advertised by paul harvey: Um, Paul Harvey is dead, and so is analog TV.
dustbury mosque: Not gonna happen, unless the Pope quits paying the rent.
McGehee »
19 October 2009 · 11:17 am
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