A tough competitor
In fact, “tough” doesn’t even begin to describe her:
I am very very — psychotically would not be too strong a description here — competitive. For example, when I play a scratch-off game in a fast-food restaurant, I don’t just take out a penny and rub off the silver shit. I inject myself with steroids, put on a jog bra, a terry headband, two terry wristbands, and a pair of super tight shorts with a distracting camel toe to keep other contestants off balance. THEN I scrape off the silver shit.
I just hope she remembers to go to participating locations only.
dogette »
21 October 2009 · 8:43 pm
I really do want to win that contest. Not the scratch-off, I have all the “free small size soft drink” winner pieces I can stand.
unimpressed »
21 October 2009 · 10:43 pm
I can think of any number of women, where if they’d do -that-, *I* would buy her a scratch-off ticket. :)
Laura »
22 October 2009 · 5:47 am
I laughed so hard when I read that on her site. Did you know some people said they would drop out of the giveaway so Dogette would have a better chance after she wrote that? Yes. They sure did. I think it was her use of the word “psychotically” that scared them. Or maybe the threat of “camel toe.”
fillyjonk »
22 October 2009 · 6:17 am
Reminds me a bit of a pre-med I used to have in one of my classes.
What was really disconcerting was, the pre-med in question was a guy.
Jim - PRS »
22 October 2009 · 9:32 pm
I’m a charter member of the Dogette Fan Club.