Strange search-engine queries (198)
It’s time once more to trot out this recurring series, wherein we sift through the week’s logs and post the least-explicable things we find, after which we promise not to take a bow.
what is adding preservatives: At the moment, it’s probably what’s keeping me alive.
cute little booger: It’s not easy being that shade of green.
stable marriage problem java: Sooner or later, someone will Krakatoa, and then all hell will break loose.
ethylene glycol poisoning in deer: You mean if I set out a bowl of Prestone, they’ll quit eating my flowers?
Teacher Begs to get deep diced: The NEA will hear of this at once.
there is one problem: Oh, if only there were just one problem.
Are there any “shapeshifters” common only to the “great plains”: There persists a story of a guy who picked up a girl in a bar in Omaha, only to find she was really a bison, but I suspect it’s just an urban legend.
unofficial mottos of corporations: For instance: AT&T’s “We’re still the phone company, so nyah.”
don’t start sentences with “with”: With what justification do you make this demand?
christmas howitzer: It’s all fun and games until someone loses a driveway.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: ann coulter’s rack.
McGehee »
16 November 2009 · 8:46 am
If there is, I suspect it probably has something to do with getting arrested every 38 seconds.