Strange search-engine queries (199)
It’s time for yet another installment of the weekly feature that gives you a first-hand look at my attempts to second-guess searchers who landed on this third-rate site. Let us therefore go forth.
you think therefore i am: Um, I don’t think so.
“larger box” penis enlargement: Wouldn’t it be easier just to find a smaller box?
monopoly property spelled incorrectly: ”Free Porking” is actually not a property.
marshmallows fetish incontinence: This is an aspect of “Jet-Puffed” I would rather not have had to contemplate.
turkey gonads: No, that’s not the giblets. Pay attention.
“we built this city on basketball”: From the album Knee Deep in the Shot Clock.
should asphalt lots be salted: I’d also recommend a dash of paprika and a couple of sprigs of fresh basil. It really brings out the flavor.
“did they really rotate my tires?” Next time, write your initials on one of the sidewalls with a Sharpie. If it’s in the same position when you get the car back, they didn’t.
stupid minds think alike: Not true. If it were, there’d be no need to reconcile House and Senate bills.
where can i buy the red roberto cavalli dress megan fox wore in berlin: Roberto Cavalli is opening an online storefront this fall, or you can wait for Ms Fox to turn it over to a consignment shop.
“this is the song that never ends” “sheet music”: Now you know why they invented da capo. (And, perhaps, YouTube.)
Obligatory Rule 34 item: sex w/a very old great granny 75 to 85 yrs old pics.
McGehee »
23 November 2009 · 6:58 am
Who cares — they’re always changing sports venue names.
McGehee »
23 November 2009 · 7:00 am
If she was “very old” when those 75 to 85 yrs old pics were taken, she’s probably even older now.
Probably.
Lisa Paul »
23 November 2009 · 8:16 am
Chaz, did I mention that this feature always start my Mondays off right?
CGHill »
23 November 2009 · 8:25 am
Then it’s worth the hole it puts into a Sunday afternoon.
fillyjonk »
23 November 2009 · 8:33 am
“Stupid minds think alike” could almost be a defense of plagiarism. Not one my students would offer, though.