Strange search-engine queries (200)
I thought about going back through the archives and renumbering all of these, but it just didn’t seem like the scientific thing to do, you know?
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women driving nude: Best argument yet for convertibles.
he’s just a man: Which perhaps explains his interest in women driving nude.
big wetness productions: For instance, Titanic.
are asian guys datable? I suppose so, though you can’t very well cut them open and count the rings.
“comic shop” grimy: I saw one once that was immaculately clean and sensibly organized. It closed within a month.
“paid not to work” AND “accountants”: Figure out how to extend this to lawyers, and you’ve got a deal.
“prostate exam” “new jersey turnpike”: [Insert "Exit 2" joke here.]
i knew you was going to say that: Hey, I’ve done this two hundred times. You should wonder when it’s not predictable.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: kate snow’s blouse, good morning america.
