Best damn business idea ever
We have decided to open our own business. A coffee shop. With strippers. For now we’re calling it “Java ‘N Jugs.”
But we’re not going to be like those Seattle bikini-clad coffee-slingers. Our baristas (which will be us to start) will be dressed like Dita Von Teese: classic red lipstick, pin curls, silk stockings, 1930s styling. Put a tip in the tin and we take a little off. Eventually we’re in our knickers, a-makin’ coffee. We’re strip-tistas! But classy ones. And also ones that don’t get naked because I’m pretty sure that being naked behind the counter would be a violation of health codes.
Besides, if they got to the point of being topless, some nimrod would probably burn down the place.
McGehee »
3 December 2009 · 10:55 am
Coffee skimpies!
GreenCanary »
3 December 2009 · 11:14 am
Hey Dustbury! Thanks for the shout-out!
The business plan is coming along, though I think we have more interest from women wanting to strip than customers wanting to SEE stripping. Who knew we were all such exhibitionists? ;-)
McGehee »
3 December 2009 · 1:48 pm
If you strip it, they will … um, I mean –