Comments on: The pertinent word is “tool” http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465 I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:23:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: CGHill http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25679 CGHill Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:01:21 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25679 He'll be back, probably asking why his question was deleted, since it wasn't <em>offensive</em> or anything. Wrong-O, Buffalo Bob. He’ll be back, probably asking why his question was deleted, since it wasn’t offensive or anything.

Wrong-O, Buffalo Bob.

]]> By: Baby M http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25677 Baby M Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:33:36 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25677 I submitted an answer about an online Nigerian pharmacy that sells discount software and runs a dating service on the side. The question has since been deleted. I submitted an answer about an online Nigerian pharmacy that sells discount software and runs a dating service on the side.

The question has since been deleted.

]]> By: McGehee http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25663 McGehee Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:18:40 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25663 FJ, you left out the last step in his quest to send his spam onto the internet: once he's cut all those cords, he still needs to go into his laundry room, unplug the dryer, and remove the receptacle cover from the wall so he can access the wires directly. Then he needs to touch the red wire with a moistened finger on one hand, and the black wire with a moistened finger on the other hand. If he regains consciousness, repeat as needed. FJ, you left out the last step in his quest to send his spam onto the internet: once he’s cut all those cords, he still needs to go into his laundry room, unplug the dryer, and remove the receptacle cover from the wall so he can access the wires directly. Then he needs to touch the red wire with a moistened finger on one hand, and the black wire with a moistened finger on the other hand.

If he regains consciousness, repeat as needed.

]]> By: localmalcontent http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25662 localmalcontent Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:55:42 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25662 Eh, I took pity on the poor soul and answered his Yahoo! question, essentially telling him there's no such thing as a short cut to success, moron. Eh, I took pity on the poor soul and answered his Yahoo! question, essentially telling him there’s no such thing as a short cut to success, moron.

]]> By: Cary http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25659 Cary Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:12:04 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25659 water =walk water =walk

]]> By: Cary http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25658 Cary Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:11:21 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25658 Long water short plank sharks in water. Sounds familiar. Long water short plank sharks in water.

Sounds familiar.

]]> By: fillyjonk http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25657 fillyjonk Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:03:13 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25657 How about this as a response: "Find a large pair of strong scissors. Now go to every power cord in your place of business. Apply the scissors to the power cord, and with a scissoring motion, connect the blades to the cord. Keep working until the cord is in two separate parts; that will allow the spam to enter the system." Alternative answer: long walk, short plank, deep water with sharks in it. How about this as a response:

“Find a large pair of strong scissors. Now go to every power cord in your place of business. Apply the scissors to the power cord, and with a scissoring motion, connect the blades to the cord. Keep working until the cord is in two separate parts; that will allow the spam to enter the system.”

Alternative answer: long walk, short plank, deep water with sharks in it.

]]> By: Cary http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25656 Cary Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:28:45 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25656 I was going to say something similar to what she said but decided not to because I thought it might not be acceptable. So thank you Heather. I was going to say something similar to what she said
but decided not to because I thought it might not
be acceptable.

So thank you Heather.

]]> By: Heather D. http://www.dustbury.com/archives/9465/comment-page-1#comment-25655 Heather D. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:23:03 +0000 http://www.dustbury.com/?p=9465#comment-25655 My third tier answer would be "No f*ing way!", with the appropriate degree of the "f" word. (fudging, farking, etc.) My third tier answer would be “No f*ing way!”, with the appropriate degree of the “f” word. (fudging, farking, etc.)

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