Strange search-engine queries (201)
Before you ask: I expect to be doing these things for quite a while, inasmuch as I don’t have a defined exit strategy.
green shoes with orange dress: And thank you for coming by, Mrs Obama.
george w bush coitus with a Ford Mustang: I’ve heard people say they’d been screwed by Dubya, but I’ve never heard that from a car.
most beautiful in the ward: Which is why she got moved to a private room shortly thereafter.
I have icons that are replicating: Perhaps you should keep them farther apart on the desktop.
my legs are ugly and crooked: Four out of five fashionistas recommend pants.
dreams that involve freon: Now banned by the EPA, lest you have nightmares about the ozone layer.
how to ban zombies from vent: Fill it up with Congressmen. The zombies will quickly starve to, well, not death exactly, but something.
the question do transmissions work comes up occasionally: Usually right about the time you’re writing a large check.
“…I don’t do this sort of thing” ayn rand: Neither did Dominique Francon, at least at first.
chuck berry naked pics: You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling.
“dicky fallin”: Maybe Chuck Berry can help.
uranus hazards: Oh, please. You’re not even trying anymore.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: trailing fudge nuts.
unimpressed »
8 December 2009 · 3:33 am
Please, don’t stop doing these. I like ‘em.
(Right place, this time.)