Some of us just lie there
My idea of a good sleeping pill is one that puts me to sleep. Quaint notion, I know, but it works for me. Then again, I’m not engaged in boinkage with an international superstar:
Rachel Uchitel, the Big Apple tart who has gone under the covers since being named as Tiger’s sex toy, is alleged to have told friends she popped sleeping pills before jumping into bed with Woods, Radar reports.
“Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, ‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex’,” Radar Online is reporting.
“Crazy”? How crazy? Stacy McCain evaluates the situation:
How crazy was it? they ignored the warning about not operating heavy machinery, IYKWIMAITYD.
Hell, supposedly you can drive under the influence of this stuff — if you’re a Kennedy, anyway.
I need a nap.
fillyjonk »
8 December 2009 · 10:58 am
Yet another data point for the set of “The whole world around me has totally lost its ****.”
Some days I don’t know if I’m the crazy one, or if everyone else is. (Or if someday we’ll find out we all actually live in a snowglobe that an autistic child is playing with….)
McGehee »
8 December 2009 · 2:01 pm
I’m for breaking out and strangling that damn kid so the universe can finally settle down.
Kay Dennison »
8 December 2009 · 3:43 pm
Yikes!!!!! Just when I think I’ve heard everything, I hear everything. Whatever happened to keeping what one does behind closed doors be hind closed doors? And why does the press feel they have to cover it?
Lisa Paul »
8 December 2009 · 6:30 pm
What bothers me is that all this MSM coverage of Tiger is taking our focus off the real news.
Such as when was the last time you read a Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan headline?
CGHill »
8 December 2009 · 6:44 pm
I did catch some photos of Paris in a sort-of-Santa suit, but I can’t think of a particularly good reason to put one up here. (Well, okay, I can, but I’d rather not.)
As for La Lohan, I’m hoping she’s cleaned up her act and stays in the background for a while.