Strange search-engine queries (202)
These lists are normally compiled over the weekend, a period when the nation’s attention is turned elsewhere. (Regular readers may question that word “normally.” I’m okay with that.)
How did people react to the refrigerator? They thought it was incredibly cool.
asian men are stealing black woman: I’d be willing to bet she went with him willingly.
is a section 8 tenant desirable: Depends. Is she hooking up with some Asian guy?
“page not accessible” please bomb bush rice: Geez, some people get so bent out of shape over a simple 404.
“divorce jewelry”: Includes the classic middle-finger ring.
puking green even though i didn’t eat anything green: Just one of those things. Here, have some blueberries.
broadway fraud investigation 1982, Donny Osmond: Unpossible. He’s so sweet and innocent.
intellectectual flexibility: One of the strategeries of the Bush administration.
getting pissed when people adjust the driver’s seat: Especially when the driver is in it, I suspect.
keep your burrito to yourself: And be careful if you’re in the driver’s seat.
is it only a rumour about abba being inducted into the rock and roll hal of fame: Fernando tells me the fix is in.
need people to install peepholes: People who need peepholes are the luckiest people in the world, I guess.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: where can i see mama cass nude pics?



genes »
14 December 2009 · 8:16 pm
Why on earth would anyone want to see nude pics of Mama Cass?