Strange search-engine queries (203)
This feature is now in its fifth year (here’s the first installment), and overall, I’m inclined to give it a solid B-plus.
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how to not just lie there during sex: Just smile and think of guidance counselors.
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Jeffro »
21 December 2009 · 11:57 am
Brrrrr. My high school counselor was definitely not hot. He was a skinny geek with a bad combover.
CGHill »
21 December 2009 · 12:14 pm
Mine was a nun, so hawtness was somewhere between “not noticeable” and “not mentionable.”