Coolest semi-automatic rifle yet
On the other hand, I’d love to see the pricing on this as-yet-unannounced weapon:
Apple iR-15: Only works with proprietary ammunition. Made of sleek, white plastic. Has to be sent to an authorized service center for field-stripping and cleaning. Owners soon sport glazed, zombielike expressions of loyalty familiar to posters at MacForums or GlockTalk.
Wonder if there’s a Nano version in the works…
Hatless in Hattiesburg »
25 December 2009 · 5:49 pm
Six months after the Apple “Nano”, Micro$oft releases the “uZee”. Some details:
- You have to remove and replace the 8-shot magazine at least five times before it empties.
- With every major version release, ammunition triples in caliber but is loaded with 15% less gunpowder.
- For each bullet, the uZee first points at an empty box called “My Targets”, then you have to cock it twice before aiming at your actual target.
- User manual includes twelve pages of “congratulation on your purchase”, a list of available targets and accessories, and safety disclaimers, but no mention of the trigger, safety, or how to load it.
- Unlike the Apple, the uZee can be fired from left-hand, right-hand, and center positions (using the “scroll-stock”).
- Two months after the uZee, the market is flooded with aKays from Asia.
:)